This is about as ready as I can be for an interview.


Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their lifeimage


"Grandmother, what big ears you have," said Little Red Riding Hood.

"They’re plugs, not gauges," said the wolf. 


I don’t understand the USA, all your roads are straight and all your cities look like they were planned using Excel.

Everyone knows the only way to build a city is to wait until a bunch of tiny villages merge together over centuries and create a sprawling clusterfuck of winding roads that make no sense and have no street signs and are impossible to navigate unless you’ve lived there all your life.


Can’t wait to get stuck into this! Thank you @eemmaawwrr!! 😍 #smallville #superman #DC #boxset

إذا تم العقل نقص الكلام
The smarter you get the less you speak

Arabic Proverb (via gezel)


i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance



do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

i am an adult and i have no money